ADULT SMS
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
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Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.
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Posted by suzu at 6:22 PM 0 comments
Wednesday, November 14, 2007
· sardar to docter:"main chota pishab subah 6 bjay karta hon aur bara 7 bajay"
docter:"tu iss may problem kia hay"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bjay khulti hay"
· a husband n wife traveling in a train
husband:mera dil chahta hai kai tuje kutai kai aagaye daldo
another passanger sitting next to the husband
Passanger: BHaow BHAow!!!!
· nurse: congrats!! app kai ha beta paida howa hai
sardar: oye...!!! mere biwi ko maat batana mai aushe surprise donga.
· KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,
MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN,
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN,
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN.
PLSSSSSSS…………….
· WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI...
· Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
.
.
.
.
.
.
ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
· Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
· Hair oil ki add main hair dikhatay hain,
skin cream ki add main skin,
toothpaste main teeth,
footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Ultra ki add main
kuch nahi dikhatay,
``Jaag Sarif Jaag``
· Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
· Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker sona
· Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...
· Sharma say 2 biwi-"Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi,
Is hisab se mein 2 shadian aur kar sakta hu.Biwi-
"Daropdi k v 5 pati the,tuje yaad hi hoga"
· Master2Banta-eh dus k Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Bnta-Sir g 6 hundian ne
Master-Oye Murkha,tenu kini vari keha k KACHHE ch hath pa k
Unglan na ginya kar
· Breaking News: Coke"ll launch a new soft drink in the world market
soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
· Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
· 1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
· Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo,
Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
· What"s the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the
boundary.
· What"s the difference between Patiala Peg n Patiala Salwar?
Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai
· Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies? Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It"s ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
· A gal puts coins in the weight machine to check her weight
its shows 58kg. she removes her sandle :56kg
then her jacket: 53kg
then dupatta: 52kg
then her coins got finish.
A baba in the que said" BIBI tum lagi raho coins bahut hain "
· In which place do women"s hair grows VERY THICK
and VERY CURLY???
ans:in AFRICA
· Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain
· A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
· Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
· Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile,
try karte raho har ek ko.
· Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
· Definition of "wife": $omeone who"ll $tand by you through all the
trouble$
which you wouldn"t have had if you had $tayed $ingle... :-)
· Wat a married man $ay# after years of marriage:-
My marriage i$ made of Tru$t & Under$tanding,
$he doe$n"t Tru$t me & I dont Under$tand her.
· dean - anybody caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel will be fined r$.400 1$t
time, 700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time. $tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?
· $hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
· 1 - me$$age - received -
1 - cute - per$on - $ent - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - reading - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - angry -
1 - monkey - i$ - $till - reading -
1 - monkey - wil 4ward - di$ - m$g - to - anodr - monkey !
· Unlike other$ your brain i$ a ma$ter piece,
It i$ divided in 2 part$ - left & right.
In left nothing i$ right, in right nothing i$ left.
· why do monkey$ love banana.... -
oop$ i am $o $orry ........ - that$ your per$onal matter!
· I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u"
Hey! Don"t get excited, I love other alphabet$ too...v, w, x, y, z !
· I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That"$ becau$e Meneka Gandhi $ay$ "Love Animal$" !
· VERY ... Cute, Gorgeou$, Geniu$, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in
Trillion$..
I think it$ enough abt ME, wht abut U....
· The rain make$ all thing$ beautiful. The gra$$ & flower$ 2.
If rain make$ all thing$ beautiful why doe$n"t it rain on you?
· to live a life v need brain$,reflexe$, luck,iq,knowledge
expre$$ion, perce ption,
n mental qualification. ....hat$ off to u,for managing without
them!!!
· Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
$tupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
$tupid Man + $tupid Woman = Marriage !
· Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Muke$h kai$a chal raha hai apna
reliance".
Muke$h: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik $e $unai nahi deta. call me on
my HUTCH mobile!"
· Ikhtiyarre tabba$um ki lau ko tarranume numayi$h $e aghaa dena...
Jo i$ka matlab $amajh aaye to plea$e mujhe bhi bata dena.....
· $incere Apology : If u dont like any of my $M$ n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont he$itate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
· What i$ a girl friend?
Addition of problem$, $ubtraction of money,
multiplication of enemie$ & division of friend$
· doc chopra P$ychotherapi$t wanted the name board to be painted
infront of hi$ clinic ,
but our $ardar painted " Dr chopra P$ycho the rapi$t ".
· When i open my eye$ every morning i pray to God
that everyone $hould have a friend like you....
Why should only i $uffer!!!
· Ai$i do$ti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har $afar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi do$ti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein
mile
· DON..
K SMS KA iNTIZAR..
TOu 11 MULKON KE GIRLz KAR RAHi HAiN
DON..
SiRF PAPPU BACHON KO SMS KARTA HAi..!!
Q K
DON KA TALAUQ PESHAWAE SAY HAi..!!!
· Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam
key her gali mohaley se awaz aey Aba jan Aba jan
· Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam
key her gali mohaley se awaz aey Aba jan Aba jan
· Khidki khuli,
Zulfain uudi,
socha husan-o-jamal ka didar hai,
lakin kismat phooti jab zoolfain hati,
Q k
ye to nahaya ho hai!!!
· us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
· Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai
· 1 Day u"ll B $rpri$d 2 c Me Be$ide U,
U & Me laughing,
U & Me crying,
U & Me Dreaming,
U & Me holding on,
U & Me...
ju$t U & Me $itting in a MENTAL HO$PITAL & ME CHECKING U.
· From Mon to $un, >From jan to Dec,
From birth till my Death,
my feeling$ 4 u have never changed.
For me, you "ve alway$ been
...........a headache!
· Falling in love i$ a $weet ambition,
finding true love i$ a kife time mi$$ion..
Take my word, follow the indian tradition
& marry ur dad"$ Deci$ion !
· Maine poocha chand $e
"dekha hai kahin mere yar $a ha$in".
Chand ne kaha
"abey, itni upar $e dikhta hai kiya",
· it"$ funny when people di$cus$ LOVE MARRIAGE v$ ARRANGED- it"$ like
a$king $omeone, if $uicide i$ better or being murdered..
· $aa$ $aw her bahu $leeping with other man,
but $he didn"t tell her $on becau$e..
· What"$ the $imilarity beyween MOBILE and MARRIAGE- in both ca$e you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata tu accha model milta"
· Sir NEWTON once sat in a contemplative mood in a garden
}and saw an apple falling down to the ground.
At once the idea of LAW OF GRAVITY came to his mind.
I Wonder sala 23 saal tatti karda riha, oh kehra thaley
dig k upar nu mur-di si udo usda dimag kithe si....!!!
· Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.
Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli : Aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti?
Ek sardar khada ho kar bola : DIWAR PE SUSU.
· Shair of the day !
Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...
Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...
-
-
-
Nahati to NaNgi hi hogi
· Wife bought a new transparent nighty , Wore it in front of husband.
" Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho . wife= aapko batane ki
zaroorat nai hai , salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha
· Husband Apni Wife Se: Mera Dost
Aaya Hain 2 Cup Chai Lao.
Wife: Aap Jara Idhar Aayiye. Ghar
Mein Sugar Nahi Hain.
Husband: Koi Baat Nahi Mujhe To 1
Chamach Chahiye. Tum 1 Kiss Dena
Chai Khud Meethi Ho Jayegi.
Wife: Lekin Aap Ke Dost KO To 2
Chamach, Chahiye!!!
· Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.. Wonderful Item For Entertainment .....
handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous
· Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga .
Ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ?
Ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko DOOODH ki rakhwali karte pehli
baar dekha hai
· Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology ?
Aurat chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare, aur mard
chahta hai ki uski 1 ichha sari aauraten puri kare
· Ek mechanical engineer ki wife ko delivery hui, wife ne husband ko
SMS bheja, aapka spare part aa gaya hai .
Husband ne reply mai poocha NUT hai ya BOLT ..?
o Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I"m talking abt Yoga
· Shadi karney aur mobile leney k baad 1 hi
cheez ka afsos hot hey. . . . .
Thory arsy baad leta to acha model mil jata
· Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
· Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when
a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
· An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl:
Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur
doosre inke din kum.
· In a crowed bus lady turns & said ?Bhai saab aap aacha nahi kar rahe ho.,
Man replied: itni bheed mai isse acha nahi kar sakta.........??????
· A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What"s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income
· Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya...
· Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!
· What is the definition of a dhobi?
He"s the only man who can legally say to a married woman,"Kapre nikal
ke rakhna,main aata hoon."
· Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai,
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya....
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai...
· Kehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi baat
hai 1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai...............!
· Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...
· arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki girlfriend ko kiss
· arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki girlfriend ko kiss
· If
2x2x2= 8
&
4x4x4= 64
than
13x13x13=?
socho socho
nahi maloom?
yaar
it mean
tera tera tera = suroooor
· A man married a traffic inspector
Friend: Howz your 1st night?
Man: She charged me Rs200 for overspeeding n Rs500 for wrong side entry
& 50 for no helmet!
· Director to Malika Sherawat, Suhaag raat ka scene hai aap usey
garam dhoodh ka glass deti hain
Malika: Glass sey hee dhoodh pilana tha tou mujhe kioun cast kia?
· Reema se ek program main kisi ne sawal pocha: aap subah auth ker
sub se pehle kia kaam kerti hain??
Reema: Apne ghar jati hon...
· judge: y u want divorce ?
man: main apni wife sy khush nhi .
judge 2 wife: yeh sai keh rha hay ?
wife: saaraa muhalla khush hy bus asi ko takleef hy
· Na kisi ko chero ko,
Na kisi sa panga lia karo,
Na kisi ko dil diya karo,
Na kisi sa dil li karo,
Healthy life jiya karo
Roz ROz Roz
GOOD MILK piya karo
· sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya "tu aj raat manager naal soye gi"
b.v behosh
· barsat ki us raat
woh larki
us ki geeli zulfain
us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kaha
ye ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi
· anso nilklay tu aankhay meri ho,
dil dharkay tu dharkan meri ho
khuda kary hamry dosti itnee gehri ho,
k nokri tu karay aur salary meri ho...
· jab kissi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay
baat aa kay zubaan tak ruknay lagay
to
to
to
to
vicks! khich khich door bhagaye
· I love you Everyday
I like you Everyday
I miss you Everyday
I want you Everyday
I need you Everyday
Kyon kay
Everyday ke baghair tea ka maza adhoora
· Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile
· I want a kiss from you
surprized??
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo
so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!
· Girl:i m going 2 b a mother!
Boy:but how?i have not done any thing with u!
Girl:dont worry.ur father has proposed me and i m going 2 marry him!
· indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?
Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..
· Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai.
Girl said: Utaroon kaya?
Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
· I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.
…
…. Nice Ass!!!!!!! ;)
· Kaun Kehta hai k "Mobile" aur "Biwi" alag hain...
Dono ko paas rakhna parhta hai,
Dono ka khayaal rakhna parhta hai,
Aur dono ko raat mai charge karna parhta hai ;)
· Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski kabar pe kya likhna hoga?
…………guess…………
SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI.
· A man Phoned & Asked: Hello is it 221714?
Oprator:Urdu Main Bolo,
Man:Do Do Aik Saat Choda?
Oprator:Nahin Sir,Yeh Cheif Minister House hai,
Teen Teen Aik Saat Choda.
· Definition of a Nurse:
A young and beautiful woman who
fingers u in all places and holds
ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be
Normal..!
· Boy 2 his girlfriend while making love :
Kyun na hum shaadi ker lien?
Girl: TUM sirf ride ka maza lo,
disneyland k malik banne ki koshish mat karo
· aap aurat ho ya mard yeh janne k liye neeche dekho
Idher neeche nai
apne neeche dekho :)
· Sardar k 8 bachon main 1 alag dikhta tha,
Jab sardar marney laga to us ne bivi se poocha
"ab to bata do yeh kis ka hai?"
Sardarni: Yeh hi to aap ka hai..
· Thought of the day...
Kabhi yeh mat socho tumhari girlfriend ne tumhe kitna sexy msg bheja hai..
Hamesha socho usey kisne bheja hoga....?
· A very Sexy n Attractive female employee to her boss
Sir, will u remove some thing from my breast?
Boss wow, whats that??
ur eyes sir…
· A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with him.
When they are relaxing after making love, he asks,
"Am I the first guy you ever made love to?"
She looks at him for a few moments and says,
"of course you are!" she said. "Why do you men
always ask that same stupid questions?"
· A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with him.
When they are relaxing after making love, he asks,
"Am I the first guy you ever made love to?"
She looks at him for a few moments and says,
"of course you are!" she said. "Why do you men
always ask that same stupid questions?"
· Put ur
Hand
On my
Hand
& hold
My
Back
With ur
Other
Hand,
Touch ur Lips
With my Lips
&
Taste
How hot
I M!
Bas bas
Ziada
Free
Mat Hone
I
M
Only
A
Cup
Of
Tea..
· Ek ameer admi ne mazdoor se poocha,
SEX mehnat hai k maza,
Mazdoor ne jawab dia maza!,
Ameer: Wop kaise?
Mazdoor: agar yeh mehnat hoti to ye kaam bhi aap ham se kerwate...
· Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi basanti in kutto k samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat main ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai...
· lady: Dr. jee mera bacha nai ho raha?
Dr.: tumhare husband main defect hai
lady: husband main defect hai puray mohallay main tou defect nai ho sakta na?/?
· Cream k add main face dikhaya,
shampo k add main baal dikhaye,
soap k add main hands dikhaye,
magar sale log"Wisper" k add main kuch nhi dikhaya
· Newly married couple Train se jatay huay surang se guzray.
Husband: agar pata hoa surang itni lambhi hai to main koi faida hi utha laita.
Wife: to wo aap nahi thay?
· girl:na chero larkiyan kay paap hoga.kal tu bhi kisi bachi ka baap hoga. boy:khuda karay teri baat sachi ho mujhe jo papa kahay woh teri he bachi ho.
· Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..
· Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
· Bache k peda hone per bache ki dadi : lanat hai bahu...
8 saal main sirf ek hi bacha peda kia ?
Bahu : agar aap k bete k aasrey per rehti to ye bhi nahi hota
· Bacha: Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawin room me sofe pr lita ker
Mom: Bus! beta rat ko jab papa ayenge to batana.
Papa aye raat ko.
Ma ne bete se kaha: Han beta kya hua tha?
Beta: Papa kaam wali ko drawing room me sofe per lita ker jo uncle
apke saath karte hai wo ker rahe the
· Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon
sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro
· When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!
· A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my friend.
· Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good
· 3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
· Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai
· Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
· Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn"t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
· A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
· Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
· Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
· Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
· When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
· Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite............my lovely pyjamas
· Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
· Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
· INDIA KI REET...
Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR...
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... a
ur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
· School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!]
· Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
· Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din"t wear any of them.
· 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
· 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
· Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
· One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few
seconds, ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
· !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__
(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$%
aakhe faad ke kya dekh
rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
· BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,
AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
· Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
· He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Posted by suzu at 1:32 AM
· sardar to docter:"main chota pishab subah 6 bjay karta hon aur bara 7 bajay"
docter:"tu iss may problem kia hay"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 bjay khulti hay"
· a husband n wife traveling in a train
husband:mera dil chahta hai kai tuje kutai kai aagaye daldo
another passanger sitting next to the husband
Passanger: BHaow BHAow!!!!
· nurse: congrats!! app kai ha beta paida howa hai
sardar: oye...!!! mere biwi ko maat batana mai aushe surprise donga.
· KISS IS A KEY OF LOVE,
LOVE IS LOCK OF MARRGE,
MARRIGE IS A BOX OF CHILDREN,
CHILDREN ARE PROBLEM OF PAKISTAN,
SO STOP THE KISSING AND SAVE PAKISTAN.
PLSSSSSSS…………….
· WADIYOON SE SOORAJ NIKAL AAYEA HAI,
FIZAAON ME NAYEA RANG CHHAYEA HAI,
AAP KYUN UDAAS BETHE HO,
AB TO MUSKARA DO HUMAARA SMA AAYEA HAI...
· Fizayen kehti hain pyar karo
hawain kehti hain pyar karo
ghatayen kehti hain pyar karo
lekin
.
.
.
.
.
.
ghar walay kehtay hain ke
tussi bahot chotay ho
thora intezaar karo
· Sardar: will u marry me ?
Girl: sorry i am lesbian
Sardar: wats a lesbian
Girl: i like to have sex with gals
Sardar: maar taali, I am also lesbian lolx
· Hair oil ki add main hair dikhatay hain,
skin cream ki add main skin,
toothpaste main teeth,
footwear ki ad main feet, aur Always Ultra ki add main
kuch nahi dikhatay,
``Jaag Sarif Jaag``
· Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
· Doctor: Bolo kya taklif hai?
Mareez: Sotey waqt saans ko leney main taklif hoti hai
Doctor: Aaj sey 10 din sotey waqt saas ko nai
Saali ko ley ker sona
· Son asked his dad the difference between
LOVE, BELIEF, and RELIEF.
Father says; your Mom is my LOVE.
Our maid is my RILIEF &
I’m your dad- well, that’s my BELIEF...
· Sharma say 2 biwi-"Raja dashrath ki 3 raniya thi,
Is hisab se mein 2 shadian aur kar sakta hu.Biwi-
"Daropdi k v 5 pati the,tuje yaad hi hoga"
· Master2Banta-eh dus k Hath vich kinian Ungla hundian ne?
Bnta-Sir g 6 hundian ne
Master-Oye Murkha,tenu kini vari keha k KACHHE ch hath pa k
Unglan na ginya kar
· Breaking News: Coke"ll launch a new soft drink in the world market
soon, that"ll contain Viagra. They have named it MOUNT-N- DO!
· Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
· 1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee!
· Abi Rakha Hi Tha Ka Chot Gya,
Hath Sa Phol Golab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Agha Sa Nahin Pacha Sa karo,
Didar Mara Hosana Sabab Ka.
Wo Kahti Thi Bara Dard Hota Hai Jub Ander Jahta Hai,
Ik Ik Alfaz Janab Ka.
· What"s the diff between hook in cricket and hook of bra.
One sends ball out of boundary and other keeps balls within the
boundary.
· What"s the difference between Patiala Peg n Patiala Salwar?
Ek chadti jaldi hai aur ek utarti jaldi hai
· Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies? Guess?
Ha ha, U R wrong. It"s ur ears to make sure ki koi aa to nahin raha.
· A gal puts coins in the weight machine to check her weight
its shows 58kg. she removes her sandle :56kg
then her jacket: 53kg
then dupatta: 52kg
then her coins got finish.
A baba in the que said" BIBI tum lagi raho coins bahut hain "
· In which place do women"s hair grows VERY THICK
and VERY CURLY???
ans:in AFRICA
· Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain
· A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, “Dad, why do u keep telling people u’re dying of
AIDS?”
Answer: “So when I’m dead no one will dare touch ur mom
· Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Ram: I want 2 b a pilot.
Vinod: I want 2 b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2 b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa.
· Dil do to kisi ek ko,
Aur do to kisi nek ko...
Jo samjhe pyaar ke matlab ko..
Jab tak saccha dildar na mile,
try karte raho har ek ko.
· Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo ke darwaje tere liye khol doon,
Itna kaafi hai ya do chaar jhoot aur bol du
· Definition of "wife": $omeone who"ll $tand by you through all the
trouble$
which you wouldn"t have had if you had $tayed $ingle... :-)
· Wat a married man $ay# after years of marriage:-
My marriage i$ made of Tru$t & Under$tanding,
$he doe$n"t Tru$t me & I dont Under$tand her.
· dean - anybody caught going 2 ladie$ ho$tel will be fined r$.400 1$t
time, 700 2nd time & 1000 3rd time. $tudent - how much 4 a $ea$on pa$$?
· $hah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,
Har Meenar Ko Dekha,
Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,
Har Khidki $e Dekha... Aur Bola...
Maa Ka$am, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
· 1 - me$$age - received -
1 - cute - per$on - $ent - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - reading - it -
1 - monkey - i$ - angry -
1 - monkey - i$ - $till - reading -
1 - monkey - wil 4ward - di$ - m$g - to - anodr - monkey !
· Unlike other$ your brain i$ a ma$ter piece,
It i$ divided in 2 part$ - left & right.
In left nothing i$ right, in right nothing i$ left.
· why do monkey$ love banana.... -
oop$ i am $o $orry ........ - that$ your per$onal matter!
· I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u"
Hey! Don"t get excited, I love other alphabet$ too...v, w, x, y, z !
· I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You.
That"$ becau$e Meneka Gandhi $ay$ "Love Animal$" !
· VERY ... Cute, Gorgeou$, Geniu$, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in
Trillion$..
I think it$ enough abt ME, wht abut U....
· The rain make$ all thing$ beautiful. The gra$$ & flower$ 2.
If rain make$ all thing$ beautiful why doe$n"t it rain on you?
· to live a life v need brain$,reflexe$, luck,iq,knowledge
expre$$ion, perce ption,
n mental qualification. ....hat$ off to u,for managing without
them!!!
· Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
$tupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
$tupid Man + $tupid Woman = Marriage !
· Dhirubhai from heaven : "Beta Muke$h kai$a chal raha hai apna
reliance".
Muke$h: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik $e $unai nahi deta. call me on
my HUTCH mobile!"
· Ikhtiyarre tabba$um ki lau ko tarranume numayi$h $e aghaa dena...
Jo i$ka matlab $amajh aaye to plea$e mujhe bhi bata dena.....
· $incere Apology : If u dont like any of my $M$ n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont he$itate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
· What i$ a girl friend?
Addition of problem$, $ubtraction of money,
multiplication of enemie$ & division of friend$
· doc chopra P$ychotherapi$t wanted the name board to be painted
infront of hi$ clinic ,
but our $ardar painted " Dr chopra P$ycho the rapi$t ".
· When i open my eye$ every morning i pray to God
that everyone $hould have a friend like you....
Why should only i $uffer!!!
· Ai$i do$ti hamari ki tu har rah,har dagar,har $afar mein mile.
Mar bhi jaun agar,tab bhi do$ti ki khatir,tu bagal wali kabar mein
mile
· DON..
K SMS KA iNTIZAR..
TOu 11 MULKON KE GIRLz KAR RAHi HAiN
DON..
SiRF PAPPU BACHON KO SMS KARTA HAi..!!
Q K
DON KA TALAUQ PESHAWAE SAY HAi..!!!
· Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam
key her gali mohaley se awaz aey Aba jan Aba jan
· Dunya mein aey ho to ker jao koi esa kam
key her gali mohaley se awaz aey Aba jan Aba jan
· Khidki khuli,
Zulfain uudi,
socha husan-o-jamal ka didar hai,
lakin kismat phooti jab zoolfain hati,
Q k
ye to nahaya ho hai!!!
· us ne haathon pe mehndi laga rakhi hai
ham ne us ki doli bhi utha rakhi hai
mujhe pata tha ke woh niklay gi bewafa
isi liye hum ne us ki choti behen bhi phassa rakhi hai
· Mohabbat 1 se ho to bholapan hai
2 se ho tou apna pan hai
3 se ho tou deewanapan hai
4 se ho tou pagal pan hai
phir bhi counting na rukey to KAMEENA PAN hai
· 1 Day u"ll B $rpri$d 2 c Me Be$ide U,
U & Me laughing,
U & Me crying,
U & Me Dreaming,
U & Me holding on,
U & Me...
ju$t U & Me $itting in a MENTAL HO$PITAL & ME CHECKING U.
· From Mon to $un, >From jan to Dec,
From birth till my Death,
my feeling$ 4 u have never changed.
For me, you "ve alway$ been
...........a headache!
· Falling in love i$ a $weet ambition,
finding true love i$ a kife time mi$$ion..
Take my word, follow the indian tradition
& marry ur dad"$ Deci$ion !
· Maine poocha chand $e
"dekha hai kahin mere yar $a ha$in".
Chand ne kaha
"abey, itni upar $e dikhta hai kiya",
· it"$ funny when people di$cus$ LOVE MARRIAGE v$ ARRANGED- it"$ like
a$king $omeone, if $uicide i$ better or being murdered..
· $aa$ $aw her bahu $leeping with other man,
but $he didn"t tell her $on becau$e..
· What"$ the $imilarity beyween MOBILE and MARRIAGE- in both ca$e you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata tu accha model milta"
· Sir NEWTON once sat in a contemplative mood in a garden
}and saw an apple falling down to the ground.
At once the idea of LAW OF GRAVITY came to his mind.
I Wonder sala 23 saal tatti karda riha, oh kehra thaley
dig k upar nu mur-di si udo usda dimag kithe si....!!!
· Theater me Nari-pradhan film chal rahi thi.
Ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli : Aaj ki nari kya nahi kar sakti?
Ek sardar khada ho kar bola : DIWAR PE SUSU.
· Shair of the day !
Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...
Tumhari mashuka kitni bhi sharif hogi...
-
-
-
Nahati to NaNgi hi hogi
· Wife bought a new transparent nighty , Wore it in front of husband.
" Ismein tum bahut sexy laag rahi ho . wife= aapko batane ki
zaroorat nai hai , salesman bhi yehi keh raha tha
· Husband Apni Wife Se: Mera Dost
Aaya Hain 2 Cup Chai Lao.
Wife: Aap Jara Idhar Aayiye. Ghar
Mein Sugar Nahi Hain.
Husband: Koi Baat Nahi Mujhe To 1
Chamach Chahiye. Tum 1 Kiss Dena
Chai Khud Meethi Ho Jayegi.
Wife: Lekin Aap Ke Dost KO To 2
Chamach, Chahiye!!!
· Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND.. Wonderful Item For Entertainment .....
handsome Useful Smart But At Night Dangerous
· Ladki ki t-shirt pe bani billi ko ladka ghoorne laga .
Ladki : kabhi billi nahi dekhi kya ?
Ladka : billi to dekhi par billi ko DOOODH ki rakhwali karte pehli
baar dekha hai
· Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology ?
Aurat chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare, aur mard
chahta hai ki uski 1 ichha sari aauraten puri kare
· Ek mechanical engineer ki wife ko delivery hui, wife ne husband ko
SMS bheja, aapka spare part aa gaya hai .
Husband ne reply mai poocha NUT hai ya BOLT ..?
o Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I"m talking abt Yoga
· Shadi karney aur mobile leney k baad 1 hi
cheez ka afsos hot hey. . . . .
Thory arsy baad leta to acha model mil jata
· Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab
Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
· Reverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty & when
a woman becomes naughty.... she becomes rich.
· An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl:
Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha? Girl: Ek to inki income aur
doosre inke din kum.
· In a crowed bus lady turns & said ?Bhai saab aap aacha nahi kar rahe ho.,
Man replied: itni bheed mai isse acha nahi kar sakta.........??????
· A Chinese man files for divorce
Judge: What"s the reason?
Chinese: Me no come, she no come, baby come, how come
Judge: May be side income
· Koi saheli nahi to na sahi,
tere jaisa dost to mil gaya,
Chalo CHUT nahi mili to na sahi
hume CHUTIYA to mil gaya...
· Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza?
Student: Tennis player.
Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat?
Student: Penis Player!!
· What is the definition of a dhobi?
He"s the only man who can legally say to a married woman,"Kapre nikal
ke rakhna,main aata hoon."
· Dost tu mere liye bahot khaas hai,
Bass ab tujhse milne ki pyass hai,
jis din tu mere saamne aaya....
samajh lena teri GAND ka satyanash hai...
· Kehte hai ki aurat ke haath mein barkat hoti hai, bilkul sahi baat
hai 1 inch ki cheez lete hi 6 inch ka bana deti hai...............!
· Boy to gal: agar mein tumhe kiss
karu to tum kya sochogi?
gal: I think.. ek bevkuf jo pura USA
ghum sakta tha airport se hi vapas gaya...
· arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki girlfriend ko kiss
· arz kiya ha samundar mein water
water mein fish
apko salam apki girlfriend ko kiss
· If
2x2x2= 8
&
4x4x4= 64
than
13x13x13=?
socho socho
nahi maloom?
yaar
it mean
tera tera tera = suroooor
· A man married a traffic inspector
Friend: Howz your 1st night?
Man: She charged me Rs200 for overspeeding n Rs500 for wrong side entry
& 50 for no helmet!
· Director to Malika Sherawat, Suhaag raat ka scene hai aap usey
garam dhoodh ka glass deti hain
Malika: Glass sey hee dhoodh pilana tha tou mujhe kioun cast kia?
· Reema se ek program main kisi ne sawal pocha: aap subah auth ker
sub se pehle kia kaam kerti hain??
Reema: Apne ghar jati hon...
· judge: y u want divorce ?
man: main apni wife sy khush nhi .
judge 2 wife: yeh sai keh rha hay ?
wife: saaraa muhalla khush hy bus asi ko takleef hy
· Na kisi ko chero ko,
Na kisi sa panga lia karo,
Na kisi ko dil diya karo,
Na kisi sa dil li karo,
Healthy life jiya karo
Roz ROz Roz
GOOD MILK piya karo
· sardar key promotion ho gayi exective se manager wo ghar gaya
b.v ko new style main bataya "tu aj raat manager naal soye gi"
b.v behosh
· barsat ki us raat
woh larki
us ki geeli zulfain
us ke bheegay huay kapray dekh ke dil ne kaha
ye ullu ki pathi zaroor beemar ho gi
· anso nilklay tu aankhay meri ho,
dil dharkay tu dharkan meri ho
khuda kary hamry dosti itnee gehri ho,
k nokri tu karay aur salary meri ho...
· jab kissi ki taraf dil jhuknay lagay
baat aa kay zubaan tak ruknay lagay
to
to
to
to
vicks! khich khich door bhagaye
· I love you Everyday
I like you Everyday
I miss you Everyday
I want you Everyday
I need you Everyday
Kyon kay
Everyday ke baghair tea ka maza adhoora
· Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile
· I want a kiss from you
surprized??
but why??
aray baba
Kiss means
K> Koi
I> Intresting sa
S> sms
S> send karo
so pleas kiss me jaldi jaldi!
· Girl:i m going 2 b a mother!
Boy:but how?i have not done any thing with u!
Girl:dont worry.ur father has proposed me and i m going 2 marry him!
· indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita hai. Tumhare paas kiya hai?
Musharraf: Hamare paas jagah hai sub ko le aoo..
· Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai.
Girl said: Utaroon kaya?
Guy said: Mam jeans ziada pyari hai.
· I think i should tell you what people are saying behind your back.
…
…. Nice Ass!!!!!!! ;)
· Kaun Kehta hai k "Mobile" aur "Biwi" alag hain...
Dono ko paas rakhna parhta hai,
Dono ka khayaal rakhna parhta hai,
Aur dono ko raat mai charge karna parhta hai ;)
· Mallika Sherewat ke marne k bad uski kabar pe kya likhna hoga?
…………guess…………
SALI PEHLI BAAR AKELI SOYI HAI.
· A man Phoned & Asked: Hello is it 221714?
Oprator:Urdu Main Bolo,
Man:Do Do Aik Saat Choda?
Oprator:Nahin Sir,Yeh Cheif Minister House hai,
Teen Teen Aik Saat Choda.
· Definition of a Nurse:
A young and beautiful woman who
fingers u in all places and holds
ur hand and then expects ur pulse to be
Normal..!
· Boy 2 his girlfriend while making love :
Kyun na hum shaadi ker lien?
Girl: TUM sirf ride ka maza lo,
disneyland k malik banne ki koshish mat karo
· aap aurat ho ya mard yeh janne k liye neeche dekho
Idher neeche nai
apne neeche dekho :)
· Sardar k 8 bachon main 1 alag dikhta tha,
Jab sardar marney laga to us ne bivi se poocha
"ab to bata do yeh kis ka hai?"
Sardarni: Yeh hi to aap ka hai..
· Thought of the day...
Kabhi yeh mat socho tumhari girlfriend ne tumhe kitna sexy msg bheja hai..
Hamesha socho usey kisne bheja hoga....?
· A very Sexy n Attractive female employee to her boss
Sir, will u remove some thing from my breast?
Boss wow, whats that??
ur eyes sir…
· A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with him.
When they are relaxing after making love, he asks,
"Am I the first guy you ever made love to?"
She looks at him for a few moments and says,
"of course you are!" she said. "Why do you men
always ask that same stupid questions?"
· A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with him.
When they are relaxing after making love, he asks,
"Am I the first guy you ever made love to?"
She looks at him for a few moments and says,
"of course you are!" she said. "Why do you men
always ask that same stupid questions?"
· Put ur
Hand
On my
Hand
& hold
My
Back
With ur
Other
Hand,
Touch ur Lips
With my Lips
&
Taste
How hot
I M!
Bas bas
Ziada
Free
Mat Hone
I
M
Only
A
Cup
Of
Tea..
· Ek ameer admi ne mazdoor se poocha,
SEX mehnat hai k maza,
Mazdoor ne jawab dia maza!,
Ameer: Wop kaise?
Mazdoor: agar yeh mehnat hoti to ye kaam bhi aap ham se kerwate...
· Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi basanti in kutto k samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat main ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai...
· lady: Dr. jee mera bacha nai ho raha?
Dr.: tumhare husband main defect hai
lady: husband main defect hai puray mohallay main tou defect nai ho sakta na?/?
· Cream k add main face dikhaya,
shampo k add main baal dikhaye,
soap k add main hands dikhaye,
magar sale log"Wisper" k add main kuch nhi dikhaya
· Newly married couple Train se jatay huay surang se guzray.
Husband: agar pata hoa surang itni lambhi hai to main koi faida hi utha laita.
Wife: to wo aap nahi thay?
· girl:na chero larkiyan kay paap hoga.kal tu bhi kisi bachi ka baap hoga. boy:khuda karay teri baat sachi ho mujhe jo papa kahay woh teri he bachi ho.
· Blood test ke baad cotton na milne par nurse ne SARDAR ki ungli muh me le li, SARDAR nachne laga, bola abhi to URINE TEST baki hai..
· Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
· Bache k peda hone per bache ki dadi : lanat hai bahu...
8 saal main sirf ek hi bacha peda kia ?
Bahu : agar aap k bete k aasrey per rehti to ye bhi nahi hota
· Bacha: Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawin room me sofe pr lita ker
Mom: Bus! beta rat ko jab papa ayenge to batana.
Papa aye raat ko.
Ma ne bete se kaha: Han beta kya hua tha?
Beta: Papa kaam wali ko drawing room me sofe per lita ker jo uncle
apke saath karte hai wo ker rahe the
· Musharraf said to his mother. Ammi mari B.V , M.M.A walon
sey meli hoi hai! Jab bhe kamray main jata hoon kehti hai
wardi utaro
· When U were a baby, U played with toys.
Now U are a lady and U play with boys!!
· A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can"t live widout my friend.
· Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD.
When its bad, its Still pretty good
· 3 Galz having lunch.
1st said" i saw d condoms in boss drawer.
2nd said: i also saw & punchered them.
3rd Said: HaramZadi pehle batana tha na !!
· Patni ne Arz kiya hai ki....
"Zara Dhire se CHODO Sanam,
Mehangai ka Zamana hai..
2 inch ki Chut ko Zindagi Bhar Chalana hai
· Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Sardarni: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
· Q: Whats the difference between a computer and a woman?
A: A computer doesn"t laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
· A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work"
· Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
to ladki bhi nahi hoti.
· Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
· Which Part...
of a man"s body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think...
· When an apple is green, its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen, she is ready to...
VOTE. You dirty mind, Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
· Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite............my lovely pyjamas
· Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani
antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
· Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
· INDIA KI REET...
Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR...
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR... a
ur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
· School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha:
Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega...!]
· Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
· Daughter: Mummy that man gave me 10 rupees to climb that tree.
Mother: Stupid !He wanted to see ur panty.
Daughter: I am clever I din"t wear any of them.
· 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
· 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?"
He said, "Because you came home early."
· Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?
because....
90% of the
boys are
right handed..
· One day there was this naked man and elephant,
the elephant looks at the naked man for a few
seconds, ask the naked man,
"HOW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
· !@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__
(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$%
aakhe faad ke kya dekh
rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
· BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY....
TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,
AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY
· Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
· He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
Posted by suzu at 1:32 AM 0 comments
Tuesday, November 13, 2007
hahaha........A nice collection of slightly adult sms collection for u my frens......
Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!
Biwi pani se bohat darti hai
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise?
Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub
mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
Itnay saray bachay aik sath
Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay
saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay?
Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki
tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega…
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Boy:chalo kisi sunsaan/viraan jagah chaltey hain!
Girl:tum aisi-waisi harkat to nahi karoge?
Boy:bilkul nahi!
Girl:to phir rehne do…
Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…
Catch her by her waist…Put ur lips on her lips…
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
Can kids of our age have kids?
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?”
Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”
boy said to girl :” see i told you to not to worry!!!!”.
aaj tumhein akeiley mein….
aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….
He came at night, explored my body ….
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Yeh sokha ander jata hay, aur gila bahir ata hay….
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.
A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
Last nite i went 2 bed without u…cold,naked…
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u “lastnite”
Come here, take off your pents and knickers
Come here, take off your pents and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving yours…..toilet!
Always start your day with a lot of S E X …
Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
In a bothroom, boy touches a girl everywhere
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere! You Know whose that boy? Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap! Dirty people always think dirty.
pehlay hath mai lo, phir mun mai …
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mai lo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
I want to suck you … lick you
I want to suck you … lick you … wanna move my tongue all over you … wanna feel you in my mouth … yep, that’s how you … eat an ice cream!
Us nay kaha aur dabao
us ne kaha or dabao,
main dabaya,
us ne kaha or dabao,
main ne or dabaya,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya,
us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao,
main ne phir dabaya . . . �
dekha ho gya na suit case band:)
Aik bar karo na plz…
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
Let me kiss your lips
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday
Teri sula ke lu?
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri…
photo kaise lu.
Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can�we do romance in the midnight today? I’m in a good mood:) Just a little bit of kissing and biting!! Reply me soon, yours Loving Mosquito.
I really deeply wish … on my bed
I really deeply wish dat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watc
ANNVIERSARY SMS
wish u de best anniversary
i wish u de best anniversary a man could wish his wife.my love throughout the years we've had our ups& downs but we stood by each other no matter what happened we maintained this love so on our anniversary of 2years i just wanna say this "thank u &i'll alwayz love you for what you've done for me"u were &still r my light and shine in my world ngi'asixenga ngawe(zulu for i'm proud of you love keep it up).remember this when things get rough and tough"i love you
Updated: 14/11/2006
Marriage is that relation between man
Marriage is that relation between man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal". Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary
Updated: 10/06/2006
I LOVE U are words just three,
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
Updated: 10/06/2006
all my love for you FREE
all my love for you FREE!wishing u a very happy ANNIVERSARY....!
Updated: 10/06/2006
The most important thing you fixed
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
Updated: 10/06/2006
Your love makes my days Happy and bright
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Updated: 10/06/2006
Nothing in this world Could ever be As
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You've given me Your love makes my days so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
Updated: 10/06/2006
Hoping that the love you shared years
Hoping that the love you shared years ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy , love and happiness To celebrate again.Happy AnniversaryBy
Updated: 10/06/2006
We've had our ups and downs
We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary
Updated: 10/06/2006
I'll always remember The day I married you,
I'll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.Happy Anniversary
Updated: 10/06/2006
On this special day,best wishes go to you,t
On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary to you my Love
Updated: 10/06/2006
To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary
Updated: 10/06/2006
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding
Updated: 10/06/2006
if I met you on tomorrow I would still
if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary
Updated: 10/06/2006
Long after our anniversary And thi
Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!
Updated: 10/06/2006
I'm sending this bouquet of love
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
Updated: 10/06/2006
That special day is here again
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lovere
Updated: 10/06/2006
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage
Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives
Updated: 10/06/2006
I LOVE U are words just three
I LOVE U are words just three,which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay
Updated: 04/06/2006
most important thing
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary
Updated: 04/06/2006
BIRTHDAY SMS
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
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Somebody up there Loves you
Somebody down here cares for you
Happy Birthday!!!
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This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
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Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart.
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How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?
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Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
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Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.
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Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.
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Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
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Kick off ur shoes, take a break, Crank the tunes, Dance & Shake, light the candles, cut the cake. Make it a day, that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..
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A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday .......
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Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
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Some like Sunday Some like Monday, But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart
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A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
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If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother
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A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
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Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care
to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
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I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.
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Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
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In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
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Apne dil ko tatolke apni baat keh do. 'Today is a day of celebration. Why? xx years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my Friendly Inner Voice a very happy b-day. Hugs & Kisses.
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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
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Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
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Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
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Posted by suzu at 9:22 PM
Thursday, November 8, 2007
I hope you have the best birthday
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I\'m grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
Updated: 02/03/2007
someone thinks about you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Updated: 02/03/2007
someone thinks about you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you; but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Updated: 02/03/2007
Do you remember the day
Do you remember the day when you were born??? You were crying and everyone round you smiling ,may your coming days brings lots of smiles starting from the same day you born that is Today...Happy birthday --- Full Name: Alok Mobile: 9937626077
Updated: 02/03/2007
someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Updated: 22/12/2006
someone never ever forgets your birthday
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.\"HAPPY BIRTHDAY\".
Updated: 23/11/2006
god said a gem is going to be born
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star. MAY ALMIGHTYS BEST BLESSINGS
Updated: 23/09/2006
Nice feeling when you know that someone likes you
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Updated: 06/09/2006
Birthday is the main festival
Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts, friends, and free animated ecards.
Updated: 06/09/2006
Have a great birthday
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday
Updated: 06/09/2006
blessings on ur BIRTHDAY
may almighty shower u with blessings on ur BIRTHDAY.luv u aiways..
Updated: 06/09/2006
delicated blossom, fantastic people
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Updated: 31/07/2006
special day a costly affair!!!!
Your birth day is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remeber me when u certainly make it a big affair, and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Updated: 31/07/2006
wishing you a wonderful
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Updated: 31/07/2006
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Updated: 31/07/2006
May u Live lOng as Long more
Many many happy resturns of the and May u Live lOng as Long more Than Devil
Updated: 17/07/2006
aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Updated: 04/06/2006
GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper happy birthday
Updated: 04/06/2006
May God bless you with health
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
Updated: 04/06/2006
sorry i missed your birthday
I am sorry i missed your birthday, you have had so many i have lost track
Updated: 04/06/2006
DASHAIN SMS
Bijaya Dashami ko subha awasar ma yahan upasthit sabai manubhawab haru lai Hardik Magalmaya Subhakamana. - Ananda
Thuloko aashis,
Saanoko maya,
Dashainko ramjham
sadhai rahi rahos.
Happy DASHAIN !!!
Three people are asking ur mobile no. with me.
I didn't give ur no but I gave home address to them.
They are coming at ur home in this Dashain.
They are Sukha, Shanti and Samriddhi.
Please welcome them. SUBHA DASHAIN. enjoy !!
Ghyampo-bhari raksi hos
nidharma tika hos
sathibhai haru sanga ramailo hos
hathma ekka ko trail hos. HAPPY DASHAIN.
Changa chait ramailo bhet
Khasiko rate masuko plate
Juwako khal chiurako thal
64 saal Dashain babbal
Happy Dashain
A RELAXED mind, A PEACEFUL soul, A JOYFUL spirit, A HEAL THY body, Be A Heartfull of Love, May U have all these Everyday. Happy Dashain!
Look Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You. HAPPY DASHAIN
Before the Golden Sun Rise,
let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success, prosperous and Happiness 4 u and 4 ur Family. HåpPY D@SH@iN
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DEEPAWALI SMS
Ghar ma Laxmi ko baas hos, Satruko naas hos, Harek kamana fulfil hos, beer ko barsat hos Ani haatma 21 patti Taas hos. TIHAR KO SHUBHAKAMANA.
Let every joy ask LIGHT from u, Let every LIGHT ask LIFE from U, Let ur life b filled with immense LIGHT that even the sun ask LIGHT from U. HAVE A COLORFUL TIHAR.
Suji ko Roti,pyaj ka Aachar,
Surya Ko Kiran,Khushi ko Bahar,
Chandra Ko Chandi, Tapai ko Pyar,
Suvakamana tapai lai, Deepawali ko tihar
A Cup of hot hello, A plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles and A slice of great success Specially 4 U. .. Wish a very very HAPPY jhilimili tiHaR.
Sunaulo kadam ko sath aun laxmi je tapai ko dwar,
Sukha samridhi laun garnus mero suvakamana sweekar.
It is time to feel good, time 4 reunion, time 2 share happiness, time to feel being loved, time 2 show ur love, time 2 live for others and time to wish for peace. HAPPY DIWALI. cheeeeeers.
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali
Wishing u a wonderful SUPER-DUPER, Zabardast, jhilimili, Xtra special ekdum mast n ekdum happy, bole to ekdum jhakaas … HAPPY DEEPAWALI.
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"HAPPY DiWALI"
May ur happiness b as big as Ganeshji's ear, ur problem b as tiny as his mouse, ur LIFE b as long as his trunk n moments b as sweet as his Laddu. HAPPY COLORFUL TIHAR.
No sweet thoughs 2 forward No cute graphics to send, Just a CARING HEART SAYing HAPPY DIWALI. (((((((dyanng))))))
Specially for you- *BUMPER DIWALI OFFER* send me a beautiful sms & win:
1) 25 Lacs ki car ka photo.
2) 29" TV ka BOX.
3) Dubai jane wale plane ko TATA karne ka mauka.
4) Dharhara se jump karne ka do FREE TICKETS. aur
5) mere saath FREE DINNER wo v Aap ke ghar me.
HAPPY DIWALEEEE…."
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
Posted by suzu at 6:21 PM
Wednesday, November 7, 2007
दीपावली येस्म्य्सहरु
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se.
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se... Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success. A Bliss from Inside
Updated: 10/06/2006
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali
Updated: 10/06/2006
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into
May the Divine Light of Diwali Spread into your Life Peace, Prosperity, Happiness and Good Health. Happy Diwali
Updated: 10/06/2006
Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air, love as deep as Ocean, Friends as Solid as Diamonds, and Success as bright as Gold... These are the wishes for you and your family on the eve of Diwali and EID. Eid ki Mubarakbadi aur Diwali ki Shubhkamana!
Updated: 10/06/2006
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, H
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...' Happy Diwal
Updated: 10/06/2006
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
Updated: 10/06/2006
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga,
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye..
Updated: 10/06/2006
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho... Happy Diwal
Updated: 10/06/2006
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Updated: 10/06/2006
DIWALI
DEEPAWALI KA TYOHAR LAYE AAPKI JINDAGI MEIN BAHAR
Updated: 22/10/2007
Dear subscriber
Dear suscriber, UR validity for taking bath expires on this holi . kindly recharge the validity by taking bath to avoide khujli,dandruf and badbooo...etc . so wish u a happy holi
Updated: 02/03/2007
IF want 2
If u want to become a great man in the world. Spend ur life like a candle.
Updated: 03/02/2007
Pal Pal Sunhare...........!!
Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile,
Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna,
Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe,
Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna.
Updated: 12/11/2006
Dhamaako Ki Starting...............!!
Dhamako Ki Starting, Patakho Ki Bauchar,
Suraj Ki Kirane, Apno Ka Pyaar,
Mubaar Ho Aapko Dipawali Ka Tyuhaar,
Jiwan Main Ho Khushiya Apar.
Updated: 12/11/2006
Ur Eyes Pathakaa................!!
Ur Eyes Patakha, Ur Lips Rocket,
Ur Ears Chakari, Ur Nose Fuljari,
Ur Style Anaar, Ur Personality Bomb,
SMS Karo Varna I'm Comin With Agarbatti.
Updated: 12/11/2006
Bade Aapka Karobaar.....
Dino Din Badta Jaaye Karobaar, Pariwaar Main Bana Rahe Sah Aur Pyar, Aap Humeshaa Paye Khusiyaan Apaar, Hoti Rahe Sada Dhan Ki Barasaat, Aisa Ho Aapke Liye Diwali Ka Tyohaar.
Updated: 04/11/2006
Diye ki Roshni
* Diye ki Roshni, * *Rangoli ki Bahar, * * Pathakon ki Dhoom,* *Apno ka Pyar,* *Laxmi ka Aagman * aur * Khushiyon ki Bochhar,* *Mubarak ho Aapko Diwali ka Tyohaar.*
Updated: 20/10/2006
HAPPY DIWALI
Laksh divyani ujalali nisha ghevuni navi umed, Navi asha hotil purna manatil sarva iccha, Diwalichya tumhala khup khup shubheccha… * * * Happy Diwali * * *
Updated: 20/10/2006
Aapko HAPPY DIWALI Direct Dil Se
Na juban Se, Na Nigahon Se, Na Dimag Se, Na Rangon Se, Na Greeting Se, Na Gift Se, Aapko HAPPY DIWALI Direct Dil Se.
Updated: 20/10/2006
KHUSHIYA
Ugta Huva Suraj Ashirwad De Apko, Khilta Huva Phool Khooshbhu De Apko, Denewala Hazar Khushiya De Apko. (Subh Dipawali)
Updated: 20/10/2006
Apun wishing u a wonderful diwali
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy diwali”
Updated: 19/10/2006
Diwali parva hai khushio ka
Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
“Happy diwali”Updated: 19/10/2006
Har dil par aapka raj ho
Aaj se aap ke yahan…
Dhan… Ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka… Vas… Ho,
Sankatto ka…. Nash… Ho
Har dil par aapka… Raj… Ho,
Unnati ka sar par… Taj… Ho,
Ghar me shanti ka…. Vas… Ho
* Happy diwali * Updated: 19/10/2006
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar
Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family happy diwali *Updated: 19/10/2006
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe
Deep jalte jagmagate rahe,
Aap humko hum aapko yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai
Aap chand ki tarah jagmagate rahe
“Happy diwali *Updated: 19/10/2006
Dukhon ka naas karen
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen,
Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali *Updated: 19/10/2006
Season of diwali
For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali” *Updated: 19/10/2006
Diwali ki dhero shubh kamanaye
Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga,
Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga,
Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj,
Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye
Diwali ki dhero shubh kamanaye *Updated: 19/10/2006
God’s Rain
“,”‘,’”,this “,”,”,”"”,,
is god’s rain”,,,”
of
“,’,'blessings”‘’”,
may it wash away
all ur troubles &
keep u happy…..
“happy diwali &
a prosperous year” *Updated: 19/10/2006
Subah uthay to diwali aagai
Raat ko jaldii say nendh aagai,
Subah uthay to diwali aagai..
Updated: 19/10/2006
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho
Diwali parva hai khushiyon ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka…Iss diwali aapka
zindagi khushiyon se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
Ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho.
Happy Diwali. *Updated: 19/10/2006
Jhilmilate dipon
Jhilmilate dipon ki aabha se prakashit
Ye diwali aapke ghar aangan mein
Dhan dhanya sukh samridhi aur ishwor
Ke annat aashirwad le kar aaye.
Happy Diwali. *Updated: 19/10/2006
EXPLODING Dipawali…
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“*”*”*”*”*”*”
*”*”HAPPY”*”*
“*”DIPAWALI”*”
….*”*”*…. *Updated: 19/10/2006
Diwali ki subh kamna
Andhera hua dur raat ke saath
Nayi subha aayi diwali leke sath
Ab ankhne kholo dekho ek msg aayi hai
Diwali ki subh kamna sath layi hai.
” Happy Diwali” * Updated: 19/10/2006
I pray god to give u
I pray to god to give u
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
Aur sneh.
Shubh diwali… *Updated: 19/10/2006
Diwalichya tumhala khup khup shubheccha…
Depawali ke subh apsar per
Mere sab des basiyo ko subh kamnaye.
Ish tihar per apko hazaro khusi hasil ho
Asatya per hamesha satya ki jeet ho
Chahe aap kahin bhi rahe
Hamesha apno ka sath ho.
Updated: 19/10/2006
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar, Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar, Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!
Updated: 10/06/2006
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar, Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar, Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Updated: 10/06/2006
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha... * * * Happy Diwali * * *
Updated: 10/06/2006
I Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI..
Updated: 10/06/2006
ye khas msg
Y khas msg hai ise 1 din baad padhana kaha tha na 1 din baad nahi manoge to ye lo *HAPPY DEEPAWALI* kiya na maine sabse pehle wish
Updated: 20/10/2006
happy diwali
Otho Pe Hassi Diol Me Khushi, Gum Ka Kabhi Naam Na Ho. Aap Ko Duniyan Kee Sari Khushiyaan Milen. Oon Khushiyon Kee Kabhi Sham Na Ho. (Happy Dipawali)
Updated: 20/10/2006
Dipawalichya Hardik shubhechya
Dipawalichya Hardik shubhechya
Updated: 19/10/2006
SHUBH DIWALI
I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI..
Updated: 19/10/2006
HAPPY DIWALI
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Updated: 17/10/2006
happy diwali
H-Have A-A P-Precious P-Present Y-Yet HAPPY DIWALI
EXAM SMS
To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.
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Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha
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Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
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Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…
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It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.
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EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??
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